This spunky, young talent, known as Amanda LaFond comes from the sleepy village of Allouez, Wisconsin, and is the youngest of five. Her quirky sense of humor and clever new spin on the famous tale of “Little Red Riding Hood” will hopefully leave you with laughs and a new appreciation for the story. Although there are no set writing plans for the future, she hopes to embark on her journey into the real world with a degree in psychology.
Amanda’s Fairy Godmother
Amanda’s Fairy Godmother
little red riding whore
By Amanda LaFond
There once lived a girl with short locks of platinum blonde, and skin so fair covered in body art. She had supple crimson lips that no one could deny. Everyone knew her as Miley Cyrus, whom was loved by many. One day she decided to take a stroll in what a better place than St. Norbert College, filled with trees, squirrels, and wrecking balls galore! While the beautiful harlot was on her walk, she ran into none other than former President Bill Clinton, who was allegedly here to meet with President Kunkel as a possible candidate for next year’s commencement speech. You see, Bill Clinton has a track record for being a bit of a “wolf” when it comes to women, and when he ran into fair Miley, he could not be contained.
“Well if it isn’t Miley Cyrus, what a coincidence we are both here this lovely day!” exclaimed Bill.
“Hell yeah it’s me! Want to join me for a walk? I am awfully lonely enjoying all of this scenery alone,” retorted Miley coyly as she released a drag of blue dreams.
“Of course, my dear, in fact, seeing as we have such a long walk ahead of us, how about I walk you back to your hotel after, just to make sure you make it back safely; you know how dangerous De Pere can be” winked Clinton. Miley caught on to Bill’s advances and invited him to join her.
They made their grueling five-minute walk through the foliage and construction-ridden campus to their destination of the Kress Inn. As they made it up to the Mulva Family Suite, Bill struck up one of his usual playboy conversations.
“So, Miss Cyrus, I could not help but notice your choice of clothing and your succulent red lips, it looks so good I could eat you!” exclaimed the excited former president.
“Oh, this old matching bra and panty set of mine, you think it is too much?” questioned the enticing starlet.
“I think it is just right” replied Bill. “Well, shall we hop into the sack?” Bill asked as he patted to the open spot next to him on the bed.
Miley did not even have to think twice. She came in like a wrecking ball and the rest is, well, you know. Once everything was said and done, Bill made sure to clarify a few things with the young star.
“Just to make this clear, Miss Cyrus, I did not have sexual relations with you!”
Miley Cyrus never told a soul. The moral of the story is sometimes women do not always get saved from the wolf pack; sometimes they join them!
“Well if it isn’t Miley Cyrus, what a coincidence we are both here this lovely day!” exclaimed Bill.
“Hell yeah it’s me! Want to join me for a walk? I am awfully lonely enjoying all of this scenery alone,” retorted Miley coyly as she released a drag of blue dreams.
“Of course, my dear, in fact, seeing as we have such a long walk ahead of us, how about I walk you back to your hotel after, just to make sure you make it back safely; you know how dangerous De Pere can be” winked Clinton. Miley caught on to Bill’s advances and invited him to join her.
They made their grueling five-minute walk through the foliage and construction-ridden campus to their destination of the Kress Inn. As they made it up to the Mulva Family Suite, Bill struck up one of his usual playboy conversations.
“So, Miss Cyrus, I could not help but notice your choice of clothing and your succulent red lips, it looks so good I could eat you!” exclaimed the excited former president.
“Oh, this old matching bra and panty set of mine, you think it is too much?” questioned the enticing starlet.
“I think it is just right” replied Bill. “Well, shall we hop into the sack?” Bill asked as he patted to the open spot next to him on the bed.
Miley did not even have to think twice. She came in like a wrecking ball and the rest is, well, you know. Once everything was said and done, Bill made sure to clarify a few things with the young star.
“Just to make this clear, Miss Cyrus, I did not have sexual relations with you!”
Miley Cyrus never told a soul. The moral of the story is sometimes women do not always get saved from the wolf pack; sometimes they join them!